Английский юмор - анекдоты, шутки, смешные случаи

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When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.



Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.



Q: What is it that we have in December that we don't have in any other month?
A: The letter D.



Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A1: The newspaper (read all over).
A2: A bashful zebra.
A3: A wounded nun.



Q: Tell me two things you can never eat for breakfast.
A: Lunch and dinner.



Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.



Q: What can you hold in your left hand that you can't hold in your right hand?
A: Your right elbow.



Q: Which travels faster - heat or cold?
A: Heat. You can catch cold.



Q: What is it you can never see, yet it is always before you?
A: The future.



Q: When was Adam created?
A: Just a little before eve.



Q: Who was the fastest runner in history?
A: Adam. He was first in the human race.

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